I don't know if it's just Hispanics that do this or what because every time it happens, that is who it usually is.
So you walk into the bathroom ready to releive yourself and you start to go. In walks another dude and he goes right to the sink and washes his hands. You'd think "Hey, that's one clean mo-fo". Well, they do their business. In the middle of this they FLUSH THE TOILET 5 TIMES!!! WTF?!?! Your pee smell that bad? Are you that worried about someone hearing your little pecker trickle? I don't get that! I hate wasting water in the first place, I mean c'mon, we're in the fricken desert! Moving on.... they finally get done and zip up. Then what do they do, just walk out the door without washing their hands.
Ok... so you wash coming in, but not afterwards? Someone told me once that maybe they don't wanna get their little pecker dirty. I dunno, but I think it's completely retarded.
I'm not EVEN gonna mention the losers that have to pee, and even though there are 7 urinals free they have to use the toilet and piss with the seat down. All you guys know that in dire need, if you gotta take a crap at work, you're gonna do it. We don't need some woosy jack-@$$ that is afraid to have some guy see his miniscule pecker screw this up for us!
K, I'm done.
